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My friend and I had leftover cherry juice from making cupcakes… so this happened.
I’m the resident psychic here. My name is Shawn Spencer.
- I walked away from my wallet for all of 30 seconds and while I’m grateful that someone turned it in I literally came right back for it and the lost and found is, for some reason, at the student housing office which would be fine except student housing is at the opposite end of campus from where I lost my wallet and the building is impossible to find since it’s not actually on the fucking map
- I walked up heart attack hill to get to said building to retrieve my wallet
- I realized that heart attack hill was the long way around
- Also half of the campus walkways are inaccessible anyway because they’re doing construction for centennial plaza which was supposed to already be finished and cost a shit ton of money, meanwhile the libarts building’s A/C doesn’t work half the time
- The lady insisted I show ID to get my wallet back even after I explained that I, like everyone else, keep my ID in my wallet, which she had
- Walked all the way back to the other side of campus to see someone in the academic services building only to find that they were out of the office
- went back to my car to discover that I got a parking ticket for not displaying the parking permit that i have paid for but not actually received
- the cop who issued the ticket could have literally just put my license plate number in the database to see that I technically have a permit to be there
- it was 95 degrees while I did all this walking
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26 Days - Favorite Female CharacterJemma Simmons
"But I also have a duty as a SHIELD scientist to pursue this,
to save lives!"
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT FELICITY SMOAK IS NOT OLIVER’S GUIDING ANGEL WHO CONDEMNED HIS MURDEROUS WAYS AND GUIDED HIM TO THE “LIGHT”
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT FELICITY IS RUTHLESS AND PRAGMATIC AND MADE HER OWN PEACE WITH THE BODIES DROPPED ON OLIVER’S MISSION AS LONG AS SHE FIGURED THEY DESERVED TO HIT THE FLOOR
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT FELICITY IS NOT YOUR PEDESTAL-SITTING ICON OF SWEETNESS AND INNOCENCE
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT OLIVER’S DECISION NOT TO KILL ANYMORE WAS BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO BE A KILLER ANYMORE
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT FELICITY’S TELLING HIM TO “FIND ANOTHER WAY” WAS ENTIRELY ABOUT HIM NOT SEEING HOW HE COULD BE A VIGILANTE AND ALSO NOT A KILLER BECAUSE SHE NEEDED HIM TO BE A VIGILANTE AND HE NEEDED TO NOT CONTINUE TO BE A KILLER
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↳”You’re my best friend in the world.”
”Yeah, and you’re more than that, Jemma.”
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